My New Plan: Fuck It

I'm tired of arguing with fat pigs with primitive religious beliefs who are intent on converting Jews, curing homosexuals and who pin "Country First" buttons to their man titties and chant "U-S-A! U-S-A!" at the top of their lungs while their kids live off credit cards and the Saudis and Chinese buy up all the mortgages in Kansas. So I think I'm gonna lie back and allow myself to be jacked off by the calculating thieves who run this grasping consumer paradise we call a nation like they do. If ya can't beat em... That sounds like a good plan, doesn't it?